Virus Attack!

Ahhhhhhh! I got a virus. No, make that 57 of them. Now I have to reinstall WoW for my girlfriend, fucking fantastic. That means like 3 days of downloading updates. I didn't use any virus protection until now. I've learned. Check out avast!, a great virus scanner you can download for free. G's up, hoes down!

Fucking Cheap Batteries!

Today I went to Autozone for a hose for my heater core in my car. Long story short, Autozone employees have no intelligence whatsoever, so I had to go to Pep Boys. After finding what I needed, thanks to the helpful guy at the parts counter, I went to check out.

So what the fuck do I see sitting there at the counter? 24-packs of Pep Boys brand batteries for five fucking dollars! I usually pay between $5-$7 for an 8-pack of decent-quality store brand AA batteries. Fucking sweet!

Shitty Intro Thinger

What's up I'm Stoney Jonez. I smoke weed, make rap music, deliver pizza, and eat tacos. Tacos rule.

first post

Yeah, I'm just getting started. Blah. Damn Gateway monitor burns my retinas.